Life, Law, Libido

The kids at Harvard go off on Hillary Duff for trying to get her degree over the internet instead of moving her traveling road show to Cambridge. Hilary Duff is a loser and a chicken. For all her supposed “fame,” our new (extension) freshman princess refuses to join thefacebook(forextensionschools).com and compete with all the other (extension) students out there for the most (extension) friends. Man-up (extension) Duff. It’s one thing to say you go to Harvard (extension), but it’s another to live la vida Harvard (extension).